They try, to tell us, were too young.

Saturday, March 7, 2009 0 comments

Number 15
When you live right
When you live like you are a Christian
Then you will be a witness, then people will believe you.

I don't want them to believe me. Listen to the words Number 15 on that CD.Unforgettable with Love Natalie Cole Is a person too young to die? Even when they are immature or have sin in an area of their lives do they disqualify themselves from speaking (saying) or simply repeating something that God told them.. Ask
BALAAM ass. You really have to be humble to get a message from a donkey or talk to one for that matter.

And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay.
(Numbers 22:30)

Then the LORD opened the eyes of Balaam, and he saw the angel of the LORD standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and he bowed down his head, and fell flat on his face.
(Numbers 22:31)

Did you notice that the Lord opened his eyes after the conversation with the donkey. So the conversation was of importance. The Love I speak of is not between man and woman but human and God. This is not the best way, but God used (it the donkey) to save a life.



Id rather be mature and altogether and speak from a postion of sonship. But I will take whatever I can get. To save one life. You have to start somewhere. So if you see as I do compared to God we are all donkeys. Even the highest elder in the church is too (immature) young. God is old,very old.


Just speak young ones and God will lift you up higher sooner than you think.



Lets Not Loose Friendship

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Friendship is interesting you can loose it if your not careful. Lost among all the small talk and chatter is something called relationship. Relationships between mother and daughter, father and son, husband and wife. How do we grow in relationships when we change as individuals. How do we keep it from growing two feet and running away from us. It is said that time waits for no man or woman for that matter.

John 15:15 (my personal paraphrase) I no longer call you servants that don't know what the master is doing but friends.

Did you loose friendship with God? Like a low level human did you expect Him to react like other humans. What do I mean by low level. Well compared to God we are all sub. That is sub-human if compared to such an infinite being as He is. We have a begin in birth and end our life on earth in death to start over in heaven. But He was there before heaven. The place where we make our new start.

Its what Christianity is all about being friends with God not just serving Him, not just groveling at His feet. Don't get me wrong if He shows up with a couple of high level angels I promise you that's what you will be doing. If you doubt it you have never had the experience.

I hear you saying He is a good God who loves us and never expects us to grovel in front of Him. I'm not talking His expectations. I'm talking Big and Little. Substance we are little he is BIG, GARGANTUON beyond our ability to comprehend. If you doubt it you live in pride that will lead to falling on you feet and doing a little groveling. And if your lucky it will be in front of God alone and not an group of your peers.

He wants us to be able to sit and talk with Him like the sons and daughters that we are very high level, not sub-human at all. But we must practice this in order to be up for the challenge of talking to someone that has to give us the ability to just be in His presence for a milisecond. Forget about understanding the getting of understanding is a bit over rated. Its in the bible that we need to get understanding but how? Not by going to pick up something like a bag of seeds. Its by practice. And if you are practicing you don't know everything don't understand much. If you have this mindset you may stumble upon an experience or two. That no one who understands much and is wise in there own eyes can talk you out of. You will understand when you believe.

  1. That He (God) is infinite.
  2. That He (God) wants you to be His friend.
  3. That you are incapable of understanding why.
  4. That He loves and is a Love that is bigger than any sin.
  5. That He became a small (Jesus) human to show you how to Love.
  6. And became our sins the sins that kill our ability to become friends with Him. Colossians. 1 Message Bible
  7. You can do nothing to deserve this.
The only thing that you can do is accept the gift (ability) from Him to Love Him back.

That thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
(Rom 10:9-10) KJV

Don't Loose Friendship

SLM

Food Fight

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 0 comments

If a person does not yield to the perfection of Christ Jesus, that one joins the company of foolish virgins who get left behind in the act of collecting oil. The Old Testament is full of righteous and unrighteous acts that were put there for many reasons three of which are;

  • so that we may see and acknowledge His work
  • to draw the unrighteous into His shelter
  • for those who are under a New Covenant so that we may not repeat the mistakes of the past
He is the same yesterday, today, and forever. He is the Alpha and Omega who knows the beginning from the end. Recognition does not come with out sight and sight does not come without recognition.

Collecting oil in itself is not wrong. The work itself is productive and fruitful, but if one who is greater comes that lesser work should be hidden in the Greater Light. There is a time, and a time to come, when none of us can work. In His presence the Work is done already.

In our day to day work lives we can miss the Lord of the workday. In this eleventh hour we must do everything unto Him. If the Principles are not credited to Christ Jesus they will work but eventually they will cause many sorrows. We should take on His burden because it is easy and light.

We as Christians are called to know them by their fruits but this scripture does not specifically say we must pick apart this fruit or reduce it to its lowest common denominator to inspect if it is true or false. This fruit is meant for a certain brother or sister in the Faith that will be or is in the life of the one bearing the fruit. And may or may not be for us specifically. I was taught that if you have the true the false will clearly be evident. The effort is in the hunger to see the difference, and hunger is increased or decreased and not sought. Ingest what you want to see and the filthy excess will fall away in the healthy. If you are not in health ingest what you want to see and you will be healed. Jesus reinforces this in Luke 4:18.

All of us in the Faith have a particular pastor that we are assigned to. When one is out of order, he or she causes serious damage to the Body that can only be reconciled by the Chief Minister of reconciliation Christ Jesus Col. 1:14. It is said some are sick and even die prematurely because personally one does not allow Christ Jesus to do this.

A word from me to you. If you do not share the vision of your pastor or overseer I would advise you to ask for release to go to another fold, rather than causing others to stumble. This is a serious and a affront to Father God Himself. He gives Grace to the humble but resist the proud.


If we have any righteous hope of finding our place in the Body of Christ we must know that each of us is limited and God is infinite. We must always keep this in the forefront. And again David responds, "My sins are ever before me.." And again David responds, "What is man that you are mindful of him?"

So without true Hope in Christ Jesus there is no Faith, but always remember John 17:17 the prayers of the Messiah are always answered by Abba Father. Will you answer Christ Jesus in the affirmative? He calls out, put the weight on Hope and pray with Me. 

He is the Hope of Glory. Eph 1:18

Hint: It's In Russian

Saturday, July 26, 2008 0 comments

i wanna learn Russian well kinda. Just learned some new words, that fo/ellows: Some I already knew but they pop/ed up in a different spot. See I have always been pretty good at vocabulary at least that what Sister Helen told me anyway. I got an A++ on all my tests. Cross your fingers before you click. Do you know what i mean? I can't hear you Peg. U still there. 

For those who need translation. Look up a Peg in the Bible. Not someone named Peg. or a Pegged Leg. But a stake. A wooden one at that. Its all about using a dictionary in the wildest of ways. I had too much coffee. Ok, Ok, I didn't Its really coded. See if you can pick up on the definitions and the jokes.


http://www.cse.ucsd.edu/~ppevzner/research4.html
Pavel -- That's a given name
Dr. Pavel on Genome Rearrangements

Pavlovian -- That's a response conditioned

http://babel.uoregon.edu/Yamada/fonts/russian.html
What type?

http://www.aviation.ru/FAQ/IK/faq_3.html
Somin about Aviation?

Side Bar: as in where is the judge?

God likes 

homonyms -- Vein, Vain, Vane
Science
Clean Science Fiction
at least that is what He told me.

Gen 21:8  So the child grew and was weaned. And Abraham made a great feast on the same day that Isaac was weaned.

Good Lu(c)k 17:20  And1161 when he was demanded1905 of5259 the3588 Pharisees,5330 when4219 the3588 kingdom932 of God2316 should come,2064 he answered611 them846 and2532 said,2036 The3588 kingdom932 of God2316 cometh2064 not3756 with3326 observation:3907

Isa 45:19  I have not spoken in secret, In a dark place of the earth; I did not say to the seed of Jacob, 'Seek Me in vain'; I, the LORD, speak righteousness, I declare things that are right.

Marked @ Matthew 12:3,4
><> ewe no see ewe welcome in there <><

3But He said to them, "Have you not read what David did when he became hungry, he and his companions, 4how he entered the house of God, and they ate the consecrated bread, which was not lawful for him to eat nor for those with him, but for the priests alone?

Cross References

Pro 29:3  Whoever loves wisdom makes his father rejoice, But a companion of harlots wastes his wealth.

Gen 4:7  If you do well, will you not be accepted? And if you do not do well, sin lies at the door. And its desire is for you, but you should rule over it."

Psa 80:3  Restore us, O God; Cause Your face to shine, And we shall be saved!

Ecc 3:4  A time to weep, And a time to laugh; A time to mourn, And a time to dance;


><> i still wanna, i did say kinda<><

Shorthanded, Bad Grammar, Gambling, and Other Dangers. by (or addressed to) Will Robinson.

Friday, July 25, 2008 0 comments

Tired of too many rules? Me too. No bylines allowed here? A.K.A. No physiology in this little short? How many you got? Schemas I mean. Just Unice. I see. If you can follow along with me. Where did I put those caps anyway? For those who are clueless its a short story.

Act I.  Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera! A.K.A. From Tulsa and back.

Are you finished with that? No not yet it's fun to play with. Who said it was a play toy. You said I could play with it if I wanted. No I didn't say that, I said you didn't need to work at it. Just enjoy yourself. Don't be so tense. And then what? There has to be an end to the game. Who said it has to end. Anyway I don't work well when I don't get any play time. Watch it your playing with fire. Well don't lie and I won't get myself into trouble. Who told that was a lie. You're really starting to get on my nurbs/NURBS.

Act II. I dare ya, touch the box/case/cover/law um i mean nob.

There was this woman she had a son he died dead as a door nob he touched it the nob and it killed him kinda slow like so slow she did not notice it until it was too late so she called this Dr. in to take a look and see what could be done about the whole situation this was the same doc who told her she was havin a baby in the first place but that's the prequil and anyway he had to do some more research and get some new medicine seeing as how he was already dead the name was Dr. Quinn I didn't catch it by the way I just wanted to make sure.

Act III. It's a mystery to me.

There, was this woman here when her son died? Sure was. He died alone ya know. Didn't touch the body though, she was scared spitless. As soon as she could collect herself she called us. Y. I'm stumped. Not you too. Well he's dead and we know who did it.  Anyway its too late for that now.

THE WORD KEY
hobnob
• verb (hobnobbed, hobnobbing) informal mix socially, especially with those of higher social status.

NURBS

Short for Non-Uniform Rational B-Spline, a mathematical representation of a 3-dimensional object. Most CAD/CAM applications support NURBS, which can be used to represent analytic shapes, such as cones, as well as free-form shapes, such as car bodies.

Sites

About NURBS: a summary by Markus Altmann
NURBS - Definition From the Webopedia Computer
protosecuela
die 
order 

"Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin."
Follow the Rabbi

Consider Running an Interfiath Joint?

Saturday, July 19, 2008 0 comments

Jesus did. He Irritated (agreed to disagree with some). Hung out. Laughed. Loved. Talked. And ate hummus with people who did not trust God. And yet these seedy behaviors did not change who He was, or why He was who He was, or how He came to be on this earth in the first place.(40.1:18-25)

I won't start preachin, not too much anyway. But if you don't see things eye to eye with me consider yourself forewarned I tend to grow on people. No, no, no, not in terms of being leachy. But like we must have met before. (disclaimer: I'm so not into reincarnation, the thought makes me tired (58.9:27-28)) As in you remind me of my cousin Louie. I want people to benefit from what I have to share. And if you have found this site you probably have found something of interest.

I look at it like this. If I were a Christian teacher teaching in a public school system I would have students from every culture, race, creed, ect. ect. ect. I must admit in my first draft of the mission statement for web.evangel I thought about a for Christians only type of mission. Partly because I really didn't feel up to the challenge and I didn't want to embarrass my kind on front of the whole world wide classroom. But I reconsidered for one reason. I have never really been up a real challenge.

I thought about making the blog all hospitable and making a concerted effort not to speak Christian jargon, even though I actually enjoy Christian jargon. For me its like kids talking to each other in shorthand and using nicknames that only they know. And if you grew up in the south, like I did, you were taught there were no strangers. But you were also taught how to talk in such a manner as to the bad guys (bad guy defined - any one who means you serious harm, intentional or unintentional) out of your family business.(40.13:13-15)

But as I have tried to allow myself to be enlightened by the Truth. I found that I didn't have to encrypt anything. God already has that covered. If you don't ask the Author to translate, you just won't get it. Simple as that. One can understand factoids. But the principles are mailed from the Principle's office and they will only end up on the desk of the persons or person named on the address label.(23.55:11)

I'm happy to say I've gotten a hold of a message or two in my lifetime and there is nothing like getting mail with your name on it. Its better yet to wait for, meet and all but mug the Letter carrier at the door. It's a real experience to suddenly realize you get to read a something that not only was not directly addressed to you, but it was expressed, registered, and sealed private to someone with your family name on it.(42.11:10)

Statement of Faith ><> web.evangel

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 This is taken from the moringstarministries.org website with permission and is not in the public domain.

On the Person of Jesus

There is only one true God, Who is revealed in three persons: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Jesus Christ is the Word (Logos) of God. The Word was with God in the beginning, which states His pre-existence as one with God. "By Him all things were created, both in the heavens and on earth" (Colossians 1:16), therefore making Jesus the Creator. Jesus Christ is the Purpose of God found in all of creation. He is the Father's delight and desire, and the Father is looking for the reflection of His Son in all created things. Jesus is the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End. In the beginning, it was the ultimate purpose of God for all things to be summed up in Christ (Ephesians 1:10).

Jesus Christ, Who pre-existed with God in the form of God, emptied Himself to become fully a man that He might be the propitiatory sacrifice for the sins of mankind. Through His propitiatory sacrifice made on the cross, all who believe in Him and His sacrifice have their sins remitted and are restored to the fellowship with God lost by man's transgression.

Jesus was born of a virgin, by the seed of the Holy Spirit. His virgin birth is a testimony that only the Spirit can beget that which is Spirit. Those of the new creation are not solely of human origin, but are born from above by the Holy Spirit. The resurrection of Jesus' physical body after His crucifixion was literal, as will be the resurrection of both the just and the unjust on the Day of Judgment.

"There is one God, and one mediator also between God and men, the man Christ Jesus" (I Timothy 2:5). All who seek restoration and fellowship with God must go through Jesus and cannot approach God through any person, spirit or doctrine. It is also a supreme presumption for any person or institution to seek to be mediator for others in place of Christ Jesus Himself.

The apostolic commission was for His followers to labor until Christ was formed in His church, to present every person complete in Christ, and to manifest the sweet aroma of the knowledge of Him in every place. When Jesus is lifted up, He will draw all people to Himself. We consider it the primary purpose of the church to esteem and exalt Jesus in every way.

On Man
We believe that man was created by God from the dust of the earth, without sin or the knowledge of good and evil. The first man, Adam, transgressed the command of God, and as God had warned, the process of death entered him and all of his descendants because of that transgression. Therefore, all have sinned and are worthy of the sentence of death. Because of our unrighteousness, we are unable to approach a holy God, except through the atoning sacrifice of Jesus. Through Jesus, we not only can come before the Throne of Grace, but we may approach it boldly since our confidence is not in ourselves, but in the Lord Jesus.

On the Atonement
Because all have sinned and are therefore under the sentence of death, all must trust in the atoning sacrifice of Jesus for the remission of sins. There is no other way to reconcile with God or escape from eternal judgment, except through the propitiatory sacrifice of Jesus.

Those who trust in Jesus Christ have access to the Throne of Grace by His sacrifice and by His sacrifice alone. Good works are acceptable to God only as a love offering given to Him because of His worthiness, and have no bearing on our acceptance, standing or approval, all of which were accomplished by the cross. Good works offered for the purpose of acceptance, standing or approval are therefore an affront to the cross by which all of these things were gained for us by Jesus. Good works are not offered for His approval, but for His joy and glory, and must be offered through the Son (I Peter 2:5) in obedience to Him. Therefore, the goal of our service is obedience and not sacrifice.

On the New Birth
Believing in our hearts that Jesus is the Son of God and in His propitiation made for our salvation results in a regeneration and renewal that constitutes our new birth into new creations. Although this does not imply immediate perfection in our temporal life or lifestyle, it does mean that true faith will result in a radical change in us. Being "born again" implies a new beginning, not an ending. Christian maturity in faith, truth and life is a process. Even so, this process must begin with spiritual regeneration or new birth. While it is possible to change our behavior without regeneration, changing our hearts requires the new birth, and it is our hearts upon which God looks.

On the Purpose of Faith
True faith is of the heart and not just the mind (Romans 10:10). God's purpose in requiring faith for salvation is to raise our focus and concentration above the temporal to the One who is eternal. Therefore, the gospel that is able to save souls must be preached in the power of the Spirit of God. The gospel is not dependent upon human eloquence or persuasion that may change minds, but cannot change hearts. Only the Spirit of God can reveal the Son of God, and only the Son of God can reveal the Father.

On the Authority of Scripture
We believe in the Divine inspiration and authority of the 66 books of the Holy Bible as the complete canon of God's testimony to mankind. We are committed to esteeming Scripture as the very Word of God, inerrant in its original form. We do not accept any doctrine which contradicts Scripture.

We understand that there are many practices and doctrines that are considered orthodox which do not contradict the Scripture, but which are not directly addressed in His Word. We are committed to giving liberty in the belief and practice of these teachings, but we will endeavor to maintain the simplicity of the biblical testimony and its stated practices as we are given grace to perceive them. We do not accept any spiritual experience as having its source in the Holy Spirit that does not have a precedent in Scripture. We do not accept any revelation, vision, dream, prophecy or discernment as truth which contradicts Scripture, or cannot be verified by it. We do not believe that any other writings have the same authority as the canon of Scripture.

On the Lord's Supper
We acknowledge the ordinance of the Lord's Supper in remembrance of Jesus and as a testimony of our communion (common-union) with Him in His body, the church. We consider it a holy ordinance, but we do not accept the teaching that communion is for the purpose of remitting sins, which Scripture testifies is based solely in the sacrifice of Jesus on the cross (Hebrews 9:25-28).

On Water Baptism
We believe that water baptism should be by immersion and accomplished immediately after commitment to the Lordship of Jesus and His atoning sacrifice for our sin. This ordinance is a personal and public statement of faith in the death, burial and resurrection of Jesus Christ on our behalf, and is a commitment to lay down our lives to be one with Him in His death, burial and resurrection.

On the Baptism of the Holy Spirit
We believe that the "baptism in the Holy Spirit" is an additional impartation which may be subsequent to regeneration (see Acts 8:15-17 and 19:1-6). This baptism is usually accompanied by the gifts of the Spirit, such as speaking in tongues, prophecy, etc.

We believe that this gift is presently available to all who believe (Acts 2:38-39), but is not essential for salvation or regeneration. While these are accomplished by the Holy Spirit (Acts 19:1-7), there were disciples who did not even know that there was a Holy Spirit. Just as Paul made it a priority to instruct those believers and pray for them to receive this gift, we are committed to doing the same.

The purpose of the baptism in the Holy Spirit is to impart spiritual power to the believer to be a witness (Acts 1:8, 5:32). This baptism is to be distinguished from being filled with the Spirit (Acts 4:31, 7:55, 13:9,52), which can be a special and repeated empowering for specific purposes.

We believe that when Christians truly have been baptized with the Holy Spirit, they should begin to take on His nature and fruit, becoming "helpers" and "comforters", leading others into truth, and testifying of Jesus.

On the Present Ministry of the Holy Spirit
We believe that "Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever" (Hebrews 13:8) and that His ministry in and through the church by the Holy Spirit has not changed from the beginning. We accept, acknowledge, encourage and seek all of the biblical gifts and ministries of the Holy Spirit as present and vital for the church to accomplish her full purpose today.

On the Second Coming of Christ
We believe in the literal, physical return of the Lord Jesus Christ to take authority and rule on earth. We believe that those who are alive and remain at the return of our Lord will be changed and caught up to be with Him in the air. Those who have died in the faith will be resurrected and precede those who are alive in being changed and caught up to be with Him.

We believe in the literal, physical resurrection of both the just and the unjust for the Day of Judgment. For those of us who have been justified by faith in Jesus Christ and His sacrifice on our behalf, this resurrection is for eternal life in fellowship with God. Those who are not justified by faith in Jesus are resurrected for an eternal judgment.

The Internet Missionary

Thursday, July 17, 2008 0 comments

Tentative Mission

To inspire the next generation of internet missionaries to use the faith and technical skills they have acquired to teach in the likeness the greatest Teacher there will ever be.

My prayer is that God would allow this blog to be a meeting place for people of all faiths who want to teach by example. And that He would help ordinary people in every field of study use the technologies of the internet for good and not evil. May this be a place where the web.evangelist and the internet blend together like a master craftsman and his tools.

Internet Based Training

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This will be the meat and potatoes of the site. Right now I'm not limiting the subject matter too much. Just trying to go with the flow.

<>< <>< Under Construction or better said I'm still getting used to the bones of my own site, and choosing the style that I want to use in the articles that will develop. ><> ><>

Communication

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This is the summation of my writing technique. "One line has to relate to the previous one". (That's what my cousin Dorothy Jean told me, she writes plays and such) I know, a tad simplistic, but that's is about all I really know about how I write. I have quite a bit to learn. So I probably won't be posting many tutorials on the subject of writing, how to write, what to write about. But with that disclaimer all written out in black and white, here are a few principles that I agree with.


  • Read.

  • Take note of what you like. (the style, happy, sad, joyful, just down right hilarious )

  • And lastly (I don't really know if that's a word) take advice from experienced writers you respect in some way. If you read enough you will find that you will start to adapt the style of those authors. By the way those principles work for tech stuff too. Good starting points online are as follows:




  • Molly Ellen
  • ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> Blurb: Molly and I are not really on a first name basis but I totally agree with this article and from the looks of her about me blurb we have a few general things in common, I'm not sayin which. You go girl.



  • It's Not About The Website
  • ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> Blurb: Obviously we get a peek into the design process of a real pro.



  • Online Evangelism: Writing Section
  • ><> ><> ><> ><> Blurb: A tiny, but very useful directory of resources.



  • Fellowship of Christian Writers
  • Blurb: I can't really give a review of this group seeing as how I just joined the group. But I was impressed with their mission statement, and the fact that membership is free, and ok so I'm kinda givin a review, and the fact that they have been around for 25 years, and their web site has a simple clean look to it.


Blogs Better Than Mine

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Well the title should be self explanatory. These are the web developers that I learn from and who mentor me via the internet. Those who already have attained a level of technical savvy that I haven't reached, not yet anyway. That is a part of the mission (which I'm still trying to flesh out) of this blog. Really the idea was to personally document not only what, but how I teach myself all the geeky stuff I can get my hands on. Hold on tight now, the really big word that I learned another lifetime ago while I was attending CPCC is metacognition. Knowing how you know.

Here's the short list.

Tech & Ministry
Online Evangelism
Godbit Project
The Digital Sanctuary
The Web-Empowered Church

Internet Church
lifechurch.tv

Going Tribal

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The discovery channels BBC documentary "Going Tribal" is a fantastic example of one man quest to relate to others that are "different" in some way. Experiencing other cultures can help us all relate on some basic and even profound levels. There is the understanding that some things are common to all people.

Its so popular now to go tribal, seek to get back to the "nature" roots of the primitive man. Some brave souls hope to find something that will link all planetary inhabitants together in one colorful package. Then we can all play nice with each other without reverting back to the base natures that only serve the few and not the many. But at some point we must lift our view up from the grit and ask a few questions about our shared customs and heritages.

So the conclusion is, drum roll please, Are we really all alike? Great! Or not so much as I thought. I look like you, you look like me, were all one big earthly family. So whats next, what do we do now? What kind of activities do we have at the reunion? Where is this big shindig going to be thrown? Who's doing all the cooking? Who gets to be the Alpha pair?

That last one is sure to cause a tussle to break out so how in the world do we keep the peace. Ok, its impossible to keep everyone happy so we give up on that and settle on trying to keep everyone busy until the answer to our get together problems falls out of the sky.

Eureka! Lets get organized into groups, every tribe doing their part. We'll have this party started in no time. Or will we? Maybe the party is over already and no one bothered to send us an invitation. I know, we didn't get to be part of the party planning committee. Jer. 29:11

Why I'm in Between Jobs

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 0 comments

i'm double minded

i'm a jack of all trades

general employment interferes with my me time

they will take away my disability check

a software program replaced me

i resigned, my mad skills were not appreciated

i don't have time. I'm saving the world

i don't need to work I'm going to win the lotto

my boss just didn't understand my filing system

i never declared a major in college

my job was outsourced

Note some of these are true for me and my family memebers and some are sarcastic read at your own risk. :)