Why I'm in Between Jobs

i'm double minded

i'm a jack of all trades

general employment interferes with my me time

they will take away my disability check

a software program replaced me

i resigned, my mad skills were not appreciated

i don't have time. I'm saving the world

i don't need to work I'm going to win the lotto

my boss just didn't understand my filing system

i never declared a major in college

my job was outsourced

Note some of these are true for me and my family memebers and some are sarcastic read at your own risk. :)